Tales Of A Busty Ninja.

why-the-caged-bird-sings:

  1. Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
  2. Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
  3. Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
  4. Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
  5. Thou…

asimpleline18:

My feelings toward Bleach. I love this man.

Normal Sasuke: what are girls im an avenger i have no time for that itachi itachi revenge i hate you naruto wtf do you want from me omg
Road to Ninja Sasuke: Hey girl, if you wanna know how to control your chakra like me, I could give yOU SOME PRIVATE LESSONS
WINK
WINK
YOU GET IT
YEAH
LET'S BANG
acornpenis:


BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF.

acornpenis:

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF.

what the hells going on?

well its 1:27 in the morning
my parents just got home

and they know I’m awake, i mean i haven’t really been keeping it quiet.

so I’m waiting for them to tell me to get my ass to bed.

don’t think it will happen.

did they just turn the lights off? i don’t know… i think ill go out and check. 

Well, then let’s have a gamble, shall we?  You should bet that I’m gonna die.   Knowing your luck, you’ll definitely lose.  Then, if I come back alive…
Well, then let’s have a gamble, shall we?  You should bet that I’m gonna die.   Knowing your luck, you’ll definitely lose.  Then, if I come back alive…

successfully helping my friend procrastinate.